THE WEIRDNESS OF SARNIA

So we've noticed a trend that Sarnians are all a little nuts... must be all the chemicals in the air???

EPISODE 1: Location: Public Library
A man comes up to the reference desk and asks if they have a film about rock climbing. The desk lady says "let me check" and while she is searching the catalogue, the man turns to his ever-patient wife and says "won't it be great? Climbing waaaay up to the top!!" (with hand gestures). Teh librarian says she has one about rock climbing in California, and the man respons more to his wife than to her "Ooooh, California! It will be like a vacation. WQe can watch it together.".....

EPISODE 1.1: Location: Computers next to reference desk at Public Library
While we're waiting for some books, an elderly man dressed for African safari comes to use an email computer. He types:

The Mr. John Chambers:

I am writing to inform you about a new discovery in which a new gold alloy called Alexandrite can be used as an implant to cure cancer, especially breast cancer. I know because I assisted in the experiemtns myself. I feel that the customers at Sarnia Fine Cars will wish to know that they are being deprived access to this treatment by the Bank. I really loved my Town car, and drove it daily to London even back in 1986.  Please respond to my inquiry, as I have access to the materials needed from my gold mine land out West.

And that's all we got to see..... huh? First off, Alexandrite is not at all a gold alloy.....

EPISODE 2: Waiting at the stop light (GOD I WISH I HAD MY CAMERA READY!!!!!)
Brent, Allie, and Luke were privileged to witness Sarnia's wackiest at his best. This man of undetermined age crosseds the street on a home-made BMX bike with styrofoam insulation wrapped around all the metal bars. What struck our attention most,m howeevr, was the great yellow welder's mask with visor down trhat he sported soo  coolly. Additionally, he wore the orange crossing guiard vest and a tool belt equipped with many playful, plastic tools. We think there might have been camo pants to complete the attire.  Only pictures could describe this better....

EPISODE 3: beach
there was DEFINITELY a guy with a giant snake wrapped around him like a scarf!!!

More to come.. consider this an ongoing series!